{"id":7435,"date":"2013-07-13T08:36:51","date_gmt":"2013-07-13T08:36:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/13\/if-you-dont-stop-i-swear-to-god-either-im-going\/"},"modified":"2013-07-13T08:36:51","modified_gmt":"2013-07-13T08:36:51","slug":"if-you-dont-stop-i-swear-to-god-either-im-going","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/13\/if-you-dont-stop-i-swear-to-god-either-im-going\/","title":{"rendered":"IF YOU DON&#8217;T STOP I SWEAR TO GOD EITHER I&#8217;M GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST YOUR HAIR OR I&#8217;M GOING TO THROW A FISH AT KID. HAKUBA I&#8217;M GIVING YOUR A FAIR WARNING RIGHT NOW"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d951707a5d08a7f7f6dd36a0dbac8824\/tumblr_inline_mpv98vowL91rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I stopped, I stopped! I\u2019m behaving, no need to get any fish involved.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;I stopped, I stopped! I\u2019m behaving, no need to get any fish involved.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[195,1999],"class_list":["post-7435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-hannah-shikari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}