{"id":7291,"date":"2013-07-19T04:27:10","date_gmt":"2013-07-19T04:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/19\/akaikujixyaku-phantom-thief-kid\/"},"modified":"2013-07-19T04:27:10","modified_gmt":"2013-07-19T04:27:10","slug":"akaikujixyaku-phantom-thief-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/19\/akaikujixyaku-phantom-thief-kid\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akaikujixyaku.tumblr.com\/post\/55843148292\/phantom-thief-kid-akaikujixyaku-he-eats-only\">akaikujixyaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/phantom-thief-kid.tumblr.com\/post\/55842400267\/akaikujixyaku\">phantom-thief-kid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akaikujixyaku.tumblr.com\/post\/55842257311\/hannah-shikari-whiteknighthakuba-replied-to-your\">akaikujixyaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>he eats only the cleanest of grass and drinks select creek water<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;That wouldn\u2019t surprise me at all.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>&ldquo;How funny would that be though.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He\u2019d be the classiest most choosy goat ever I mean most goats literally eat\u00a0<strong>everything.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But not Hakugoat.&rdquo;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/a4afed34f83cce71c31af8fef617053d\/tumblr_inline_mpyg6wiAIs1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>&ldquo;Excuse me was this grass cut fresh and when was the last time it was watered.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>You don\u2019t expect me to eat this if it\u2019s been stepped on excuse you.&rdquo;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d951707a5d08a7f7f6dd36a0dbac8824\/tumblr_inline_mq61oqCiD91qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>akaikujixyaku: phantom-thief-kid: akaikujixyaku: he eats only the cleanest of grass and drinks select creek water &ldquo;That wouldn\u2019t surprise me at all.&rdquo; &ldquo;How funny would that be though. He\u2019d be the classiest most choosy goat ever I mean most goats literally eat\u00a0everything. But not Hakugoat.&rdquo; &ldquo;Excuse me was this grass cut fresh and when was the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6111,6112],"class_list":["post-7291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-how-did-she-know-thats-exactly-what-i-said","tag-was-she-watching-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}