{"id":7115,"date":"2013-07-27T04:58:33","date_gmt":"2013-07-27T04:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/27\/akaikujixyaku-no-hospital-32-caliber\/"},"modified":"2013-07-27T04:58:33","modified_gmt":"2013-07-27T04:58:33","slug":"akaikujixyaku-no-hospital-32-caliber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/27\/akaikujixyaku-no-hospital-32-caliber\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akaikujixyaku.tumblr.com\/post\/56580382518\/no-hospital-32-caliber-shrapnel-theyre\">akaikujixyaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>No hospital. .32 caliber. Shrapnel.\u00a0<em>They\u2019re probably waiting for someone with my injury report.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em><br \/><\/em>I\u2019m laughing a lot because I\u2019m reading this and just thinking of that buried, controlled part of Hakuba that he\u2019s subdued going\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>&ldquo;BIIIIIITCH WAT DE HELL U BEEN DOIN GODAMNIT CAN\u2019T I CARE \u2018BOUT SOMEBODY WHO AIN\u2019 GETTIN\u2019 THEYSELVES SHOT AT\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8250658dc04f2aaf25d27e631b5de86f\/tumblr_inline_mqkwh40PFg1qz4rgp.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&rdquo;&hellip;that&rsquo;s actually fairly accurate.&ldquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>akaikujixyaku: No hospital. .32 caliber. Shrapnel.\u00a0They\u2019re probably waiting for someone with my injury report. I\u2019m laughing a lot because I\u2019m reading this and just thinking of that buried, controlled part of Hakuba that he\u2019s subdued going\u00a0 &ldquo;BIIIIIITCH WAT DE HELL U BEEN DOIN GODAMNIT CAN\u2019T I CARE \u2018BOUT SOMEBODY WHO AIN\u2019 GETTIN\u2019 THEYSELVES SHOT AT\u2019 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272,365,4803,5],"class_list":["post-7115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-akaikujixyaku","tag-its-true","tag-ngl","tag-out-of-crumpets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}