{"id":7076,"date":"2013-07-29T08:40:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T08:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/29\/hannah-shikari-hakubabait\/"},"modified":"2013-07-29T08:40:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T08:40:00","slug":"hannah-shikari-hakubabait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/29\/hannah-shikari-hakubabait\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hannah-shikari.tumblr.com\/post\/56769145317\/hakubabait-hannah-shikari-oh-my-god-im-a\">hannah-shikari<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hakubabait.tumblr.com\/post\/56769038278\/hannah-shikari-oh-my-god-im-a-little\">hakubabait<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hannah-shikari.tumblr.com\/post\/56768850540\/oh-my-god-im-a-little-cow-you-shouldve-been\">hannah-shikari<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\">Oh my god I\u2019m a little cow.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You should\u2019ve been a goat \/shot<\/p>\n<p>and why the hell are your hands tied<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/bd043feed21876ed7346452b4525c619\/tumblr_inline_mqovkog0Mj1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh please, the cow outfit is precious. As for why my hands are tied\u2026 I would have to assume that it was Kaito-kun\u2019s fault. He does look rather pleased with himself, doesn\u2019t he? Mischievous, too. Being that I\u2019m the prey animal here, it\u2019s entirely possible that they wanted to keep me captive for lunch later\u2026 I mean, we\u2019re all playing pretend here, so that\u2019s reasonable\u2026&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;Both him and Shinichi are smiling. I don\u2019t know if they\u2019re in on something together or not. Also, pandas don\u2019t eat cows, sweetheart. The only person who can \u2018eat\u2019 your cow ass is Heiji, and I don\u2019t think he wants to.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8581df529b8c8a35a86035e6cb365093\/tumblr_inline_mqovvfdEp71qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Panda bears are actually built for eating meat but have, for some reason, chosen to eat bamboo instead which is not nutritionally sound nor sustainable. Really, pandas, like Kudou-senpai there, should be eating meat. A cow such as myself, would be a wonderful dietary staple for him.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/e7a61ed27862be26f9b3de7b77b3717a\/tumblr_inline_mqow28UTcj1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;That said, I would not be surprised in the least if Kudou-senpai and Kaito-kun were working together in their schemes. Cats, dogs, and pandas would be wise to keep a little cow like me around for snacking upon when hungry. And Hattori-san would be\u00a0<em>fortunate<\/em> to be able to get a chance at my ass, thank you very much.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/5bb92f0360833d726d84e513a7bf62b4\/tumblr_inline_mqow2tsUFo1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;This would be just as true if I were a goat, as well.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hannah-shikari: hakubabait: hannah-shikari: Oh my god I\u2019m a little cow.\u00a0 You should\u2019ve been a goat \/shot and why the hell are your hands tied &ldquo;Oh please, the cow outfit is precious. As for why my hands are tied\u2026 I would have to assume that it was Kaito-kun\u2019s fault. He does look rather pleased with himself, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2873,3361,5943,1319,5944,709,5942,5941],"class_list":["post-7076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hannahshikari","tag-honestly","tag-it","tag-okay","tag-panda","tag-soapbox","tag-that-picture","tag-what-are-these-discussions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}