{"id":6705,"date":"2013-08-13T20:25:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T20:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/13\/what-would-you-do-if-somehow-for-some-reason\/"},"modified":"2013-08-13T20:25:00","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T20:25:00","slug":"what-would-you-do-if-somehow-for-some-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/13\/what-would-you-do-if-somehow-for-some-reason\/","title":{"rendered":"What would you do if, somehow, for some reason, someone stole your car?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/a8f36ee75231e9625250ae735d5dbeb5\/tumblr_inline_mrhkleaTh01rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;That depends on if the bastard thieves have figured out that I have tracking devices hidden in the car. THREE of them! I would of course enlist the help of the police force to hunt them down and return my precious car to me, and then-&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/aad194c17dbb56f2dcb69a13d2cac949\/tumblr_inline_mrhkn4PyvK1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;And then I would have to find out\u00a0<em>why<\/em> they stole me car so I could decide if I needed to take them to court to have them punished to the full extent of the law or if I should try to help them in their obviously desperate situation of need.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/2642ae8ed058ceb69f3b7b7cf9460493\/tumblr_inline_mrhkpvLu1a1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&quot;But they BETTER not hurt my car!&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;That depends on if the bastard thieves have figured out that I have tracking devices hidden in the car. THREE of them! I would of course enlist the help of the police force to hunt them down and return my precious car to me, and then-&rdquo; &ldquo;And then I would have to find out\u00a0why they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,5468,195],"class_list":["post-6705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-car","tag-hakuba-answers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}