{"id":6618,"date":"2013-08-18T21:47:30","date_gmt":"2013-08-18T21:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/18\/a-drunken-waltz-open-2\/"},"modified":"2013-08-18T21:47:30","modified_gmt":"2013-08-18T21:47:30","slug":"a-drunken-waltz-open-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/18\/a-drunken-waltz-open-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Drunken Waltz [Open]"},"content":{"rendered":"

themoonlightthief<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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The thief had no idea how it happened nor could he gather the hazy blur that made up his thoughts and mind right now enough to even\u00a0try<\/em> to\u00a0think<\/em> about it. It was close to impossible and any other time, that would\u2019ve more than worried him, but, as it was, all he did was shrug, grin, and turn another passerby\u2019s hair rainbow.<\/p>\n

Hair color spray was an amazing invention.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Still dressed in that familiar white costume – cape, top hat, monocle and all – Kaitou unsteadily made his way down the street. One hand was placed on the wall of the building beside him for support, because he\u2019d already stumbled more than enough times already and that was just embarrassing for such a, supposedly, graceful, amazing, awesome,\u00a0sexy,<\/em> cute, hot\u2014<\/p>\n

\u2026Where was he going with that again? He forgot. Oh well. It\u2019d come to him again. Eventually. For now, he just wanted to focus on\u2026<\/p>\n

On\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026Oh. Right!\u00a0<\/p>\n

He snapped his fingers and, with a loud, crazy snicker that made the people passing him by raise their brows in confusion and shake their heads –\u00a0“oh dear, another cosplaying drunkard”<\/em> – turn abruptly in the direction of the nearest neon sign. Supermarket. Food. He was hungry.<\/p>\n

Hopefully, they were still open. It\u00a0was<\/em> rather late, after all. When was his heist supposed to start again?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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“Ah… Kaitou-san…"\u00a0<\/p>\n

Hakuba glanced over from the brick wall of the supermarket, lowering his cup of coffee with a look of bewilderment. He’d seen many fake Kaitou Kids in his day, but this was either a very good fake or a legitimate Kaito-in-uniform. He squinted.<\/p>\n

"You… really shouldn’t be wandering around right now. The police are…”<\/p>\n

The height and body type was a perfect match. The cape was real. Actually, the entire ensemble was perfect in every detail. Except that he was drunk. Which, really, could explain a few things. Hakuba pulled himself from the wall and moved to stand in his way, reaching out a hand to steady him if necessary.<\/p>\n

“Kaitou-san, is that…\u00a0you?<\/em>\u00a0Are you… are you drunk?<\/em>"\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

themoonlightthief: The thief had no idea how it happened nor could he gather the hazy blur that made up his thoughts and mind right now enough to even\u00a0try to\u00a0think about it. It was close to impossible and any other time, that would\u2019ve more than worried him, but, as it was, all he did was shrug, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5375,5374,76,5373,75,90],"class_list":["post-6618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-goesbacktothreads","tag-doing-it-anyway","tag-ic","tag-really-shouldnt-be-responding-to-this-because-so-many-threads","tag-rp","tag-themoonlightthief"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}