{"id":6565,"date":"2013-08-22T05:58:28","date_gmt":"2013-08-22T05:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/22\/oh-your-phones-buzzing-not-a-strange\/"},"modified":"2013-08-22T05:58:28","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T05:58:28","slug":"oh-your-phones-buzzing-not-a-strange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/22\/oh-your-phones-buzzing-not-a-strange\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, your phone&#8217;s buzzing. Not a strange occurrence, seeing as you&#8217;re an incredibly busy man and all, but it was still enough for you to idly flip to your messages and read&#8230;&#8221;You. Me. Bed. Now.&#8221; from the lovely little baker girl you met a week or so ago. Interesting?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/bd043feed21876ed7346452b4525c619\/tumblr_inline_mrx4ht8Axy1rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I didn\u2019t realize I\u2019d left that favorable of an impression\u2026 But, who can resist a fellow fan of eclairs~?&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;I didn\u2019t realize I\u2019d left that favorable of an impression\u2026 But, who can resist a fellow fan of eclairs~?&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,195,1676],"class_list":["post-6565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-uh-oh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}