{"id":6549,"date":"2013-08-23T05:53:17","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T05:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/23\/ma-oh-no-you-appear-to-have-bumped-your-head\/"},"modified":"2013-08-23T05:53:17","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T05:53:17","slug":"ma-oh-no-you-appear-to-have-bumped-your-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/23\/ma-oh-no-you-appear-to-have-bumped-your-head\/","title":{"rendered":"M!A: Oh \/no\/, you appear to have bumped your head and as a tragic side effect, you&#8217;ve COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE! My oh my! How tragic! Looks like you&#8217;ll be experiencing this amnesia for a whole \/day\/ before anything feels quite right again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d7b16b3fa65be8648c7b96d12cdc4e74\/tumblr_inline_mryyri5HMr1rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The missing vocabulary will be quite the alarming thing to wake up to \u2014 when and if that happens. Oh Hakuba; didn\u2019t you know that you\u2019re too tall for a lot of those old Japanese stairwells?\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The missing vocabulary will be quite the alarming thing to wake up to \u2014 when and if that happens. Oh Hakuba; didn\u2019t you know that you\u2019re too tall for a lot of those old Japanese stairwells?\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5287,40,5284,5288,195,5285,5286],"class_list":["post-6549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-and-alone-too","tag-anonymous","tag-by-the-way-hitting-your-head-on-overhangs-is-painful","tag-geez-hakubby","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-so-is-subsequently-falling-down-the-stairs","tag-thats-what-he-gets-for-exploring-old-places-though"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}