{"id":6473,"date":"2013-08-25T18:08:37","date_gmt":"2013-08-25T18:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/25\/hannah-shikari-this-is-the-last-joke-ill\/"},"modified":"2013-08-25T18:08:37","modified_gmt":"2013-08-25T18:08:37","slug":"hannah-shikari-this-is-the-last-joke-ill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/25\/hannah-shikari-this-is-the-last-joke-ill\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hannah-shikari.tumblr.com\/post\/59312787916\/this-is-the-last-joke-ill-ever-make-about-the\">hannah-shikari<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/df482deafaba21b61ef36a7cc496f63e\/tumblr_inline_ms3k6662vy1rcn9rh.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is the last joke I\u2019ll ever make about the goat thing<\/p>\n<p>But I swear<\/p>\n<p>I could not resist<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/2b2b704c79bdff7ac10f3aa03ff0d219\/tumblr_inline_ms3mbpUfNe1qz4rgp.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;So I was once a goat. I don&rsquo;t see any shame in admitting this. I was <a href=\"http:\/\/whiteknighthakuba.tumblr.com\/post\/55856523457\/akaikujixyaku-hannah-shikari-replied-to-your\">the most badass goat<\/a> anyone&rsquo;s even seen, flower crown included. It&rsquo;s only natural that I should get a castle to go with it.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hannah-shikari: This is the last joke I\u2019ll ever make about the goat thing But I swear I could not resist &ldquo;So I was once a goat. I don&rsquo;t see any shame in admitting this. I was the most badass goat anyone&rsquo;s even seen, flower crown included. It&rsquo;s only natural that I should get a castle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5207,5208,5],"class_list":["post-6473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-goat","tag-no-shame","tag-out-of-crumpets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}