{"id":6386,"date":"2013-08-30T01:08:56","date_gmt":"2013-08-30T01:08:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/30\/happy-birthday-you-sexy-bitch\/"},"modified":"2013-08-30T01:08:56","modified_gmt":"2013-08-30T01:08:56","slug":"happy-birthday-you-sexy-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/30\/happy-birthday-you-sexy-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, you sexy bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d951707a5d08a7f7f6dd36a0dbac8824\/tumblr_inline_msbkhvFZc41rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I\u2019ve been called \u2018bitch\u2019 and \u2018bastard\u2019 so many times today, I\u2019m not even really sure what to think\u2026 Thank you, I guess? Sexy is at least positive, isn\u2019t it?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;I\u2019ve been called \u2018bitch\u2019 and \u2018bastard\u2019 so many times today, I\u2019m not even really sure what to think\u2026 Thank you, I guess? Sexy is at least positive, isn\u2019t it?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,1369,195,5133,5132],"class_list":["post-6386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-birthday","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-hakubastard","tag-hakubitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}