{"id":6371,"date":"2013-08-30T04:22:31","date_gmt":"2013-08-30T04:22:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/30\/koizumiakako-if-i-wanted-to-torture-you-i\/"},"modified":"2013-08-30T04:22:31","modified_gmt":"2013-08-30T04:22:31","slug":"koizumiakako-if-i-wanted-to-torture-you-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/08\/30\/koizumiakako-if-i-wanted-to-torture-you-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/koizumiakako.tumblr.com\/post\/59739751204\/whiteknighthakuba-well-then-perhaps-you\">koizumiakako<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/25d558527a10be158e1912457c26acaf\/tumblr_inline_msbpnf4mZc1rfip27.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;If I wanted to torture you I would send snakes. Laugh at magic all you want, but there is nothing \u2018logical\u2019\u00a0or \u2018rational\u2019 about kindness, or any emotion for that matter, so don\u2019t stand there and chastise me for \u2018mixed signals\u2019 when you\u2019re the one falling into bed with anyone you take a fancy to.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/64be4d95eb8e95e6bbce9f5226641ec3\/tumblr_inline_msbtf5ZwUM1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hakuba stared. At first, he&rsquo;d wanted to make a comment on the snakes. Who would send snakes after someone, honestly? But her finishing comments threw the snakes from his mind and into the river. He gaped. &ldquo;&hellip;Did you just-? Tell me you did NOT just say that!&rdquo; \u00a0The detective, furious, clenched fists at his sides, posture turning rigid.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Just WHAT are you trying to say, Koizumi-san?! Are you\u00a0<em>jealous?\u00a0<\/em>I offered the same to you and was met with cold rejection. Why the hell does it matter to you what I do with my life?!&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>koizumiakako: &ldquo;If I wanted to torture you I would send snakes. Laugh at magic all you want, but there is nothing \u2018logical\u2019\u00a0or \u2018rational\u2019 about kindness, or any emotion for that matter, so don\u2019t stand there and chastise me for \u2018mixed signals\u2019 when you\u2019re the one falling into bed with anyone you take a fancy to.&rdquo; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,1371,2396,75],"class_list":["post-6371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ic","tag-koizumiakako","tag-oh-my","tag-rp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}