{"id":6225,"date":"2013-09-07T08:14:19","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T08:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/text-hy-memrem-that-time-we-got-in-an-accident\/"},"modified":"2013-09-07T08:14:19","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T08:14:19","slug":"text-hy-memrem-that-time-we-got-in-an-accident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/text-hy-memrem-that-time-we-got-in-an-accident\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] hy memrem that time we got in an accident and it wrealy sucked [text] sorry batou taht [text] sometmies ijust think about these htings like [text] maybeit wasm enat to hapen??? [text] but this time i think it just sucked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/harajukuharuspex.tumblr.com\/post\/60525817179\/text-hy-memrem-that-time-we-got-in-an-accident-and-it\">harajukuharuspex<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/harajukuharuspex.tumblr.com\/post\/60525162134\/text-hy-memrem-that-time-we-got-in-an-accident\">harajukuharuspex<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text] it did suck.<\/p>\n<p>[text] but you\u2019re drunk.<\/p>\n<p>[text] we can talk about it when you\u2019re sober.<\/p>\n<p>[text] where are you?<\/p>\n<p>[text] i\u2019ll come pick you up\/tuck you into bed<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] oh dear<\/p>\n<p>[text] do you see anything familiar?<\/p>\n<p>[text] \/concentrate\/, hakuba.<\/p>\n<p>[text] i can\u2019t leave you out there jesus.<\/p>\n<p>[text] no i don\u2019t think destiny either as a corporeal entity or as a mythical unicorn is going to stab me.<\/p>\n<p>[text] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] no pr sure is \u00a0unicorn<\/p>\n<p>[text] ithink maybe i ma in a bathroom actualy<\/p>\n<p>[text] idontm ember ever<\/p>\n<p>[text] theunocirn osb akc!!!!!!1! hhsit<\/p>\n<p>[text] shit<\/p>\n<p>[text] u n i c o r n\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>harajukuharuspex: harajukuharuspex: [text] it did suck. [text] but you\u2019re drunk. [text] we can talk about it when you\u2019re sober. [text] where are you? [text] i\u2019ll come pick you up\/tuck you into bed [text] oh dear [text] do you see anything familiar? [text] \/concentrate\/, hakuba. [text] i can\u2019t leave you out there jesus. [text] no i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[147,76,75,5021],"class_list":["post-6225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-harajukuharuspex","tag-ic","tag-rp","tag-unicorn-of-destiny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}