{"id":6217,"date":"2013-09-07T09:18:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T09:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/dear-hakuba-senpai-how-many-drinks-have-you-had\/"},"modified":"2013-09-07T09:18:00","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T09:18:00","slug":"dear-hakuba-senpai-how-many-drinks-have-you-had","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/dear-hakuba-senpai-how-many-drinks-have-you-had\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Hakuba-senpai, how many drinks have you had, what pray tell were the names of these drinks, and how many unicorns am i holding up?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/68ab9afb0d050c0691a05a410457cc55\/tumblr_inline_msr0hnJbuu1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>((He drank too much, but it was all rum and cocktails made with rum, and some more rum. As for how many unicorns, I\u2019m going to guess 3\u00a01\/2.))\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>((He drank too much, but it was all rum and cocktails made with rum, and some more rum. As for how many unicorns, I\u2019m going to guess 3\u00a01\/2.))\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5008,2947,4137,2484],"class_list":["post-6217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-also-this-was-my-1600th-post","tag-camiechan","tag-drunk","tag-text"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}