{"id":6209,"date":"2013-09-07T17:47:42","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T17:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/next-time-think-before-you-drink-by-now-the\/"},"modified":"2013-09-07T17:47:42","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T17:47:42","slug":"next-time-think-before-you-drink-by-now-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/07\/next-time-think-before-you-drink-by-now-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/content5.videojug.com\/ef\/ef1b62dc-515c-7430-bf31-ff0008c889b5\/how-to-make-duck-in-orange-sauce.WidePlayer.jpg?v2\" width=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Next time, think before you drink.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><br \/><\/em><\/strong>By now, the unsigned individual&rsquo;s handwriting should&rsquo;ve been quite familiar to him.<\/p>\n<p>&ndash;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/1e576c9d9b9e912074bc44c6d31d6141\/tumblr_inline_msro1sNouN1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;&hellip;I&rsquo;ve never been more terrified to look at my cell phone history as I am right at this moment. What did I do&hellip;?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next time, think before you drink. By now, the unsigned individual&rsquo;s handwriting should&rsquo;ve been quite familiar to him. &ndash; &ldquo;&hellip;I&rsquo;ve never been more terrified to look at my cell phone history as I am right at this moment. What did I do&hellip;?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4996,4137,76,5007,102,2484],"class_list":["post-6209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aftermath","tag-drunk","tag-ic","tag-maybe-you-shouldnt-look","tag-submission","tag-text"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}