{"id":6162,"date":"2013-09-09T01:15:27","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T01:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/09\/nightmare-youre-shopping-at-the-mall-on-a-normal\/"},"modified":"2013-09-09T01:15:27","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T01:15:27","slug":"nightmare-youre-shopping-at-the-mall-on-a-normal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/09\/nightmare-youre-shopping-at-the-mall-on-a-normal\/","title":{"rendered":"NIGHTMARE: You&#8217;re shopping at the mall on a normal day. You get thirsty and go to the local cafe for a coffee and after you order, you notice that Koizumi Akako is sitting there and&#8230; shit. She noticed you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hakuba woke up in a panic, hand reaching desperately for his cellphone which was somewhere on the surface of his nightstand. In he process, he knocked over his alarm clock (which he could have used to check the time with) and his lamp. Finally finding said cell phone, however, he checked the time and gave himself a moment to catch his breath.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/1e576c9d9b9e912074bc44c6d31d6141\/tumblr_inline_msu3esLNY91rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;AGAIN? NO. I need to stop having this nightmare so often\u2026 Koizumi-san and I have more or less reconciled and are now &quot;friends&rdquo; as far as I can tell, so this dream should\u2026 stop! STOP!&ldquo;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hakuba woke up in a panic, hand reaching desperately for his cellphone which was somewhere on the surface of his nightstand. In he process, he knocked over his alarm clock (which he could have used to check the time with) and his lamp. Finally finding said cell phone, however, he checked the time and gave [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,195,1371,4969],"class_list":["post-6162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-koizumiakako","tag-nightmare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}