{"id":6049,"date":"2013-09-12T14:02:37","date_gmt":"2013-09-12T14:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/you-can-only-have-one-kind-of-sandwich-every-2\/"},"modified":"2013-09-12T14:02:37","modified_gmt":"2013-09-12T14:02:37","slug":"you-can-only-have-one-kind-of-sandwich-every-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/you-can-only-have-one-kind-of-sandwich-every-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Make your sandwich."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/bd043feed21876ed7346452b4525c619\/tumblr_inline_msw6raLzsw1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Turkey, swiss, tomato, provolone, mustard, mozzarella, bacon; all on lightly toasted sourdough. Mm, yes, cheese.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Turkey, swiss, tomato, provolone, mustard, mozzarella, bacon; all on lightly toasted sourdough. Mm, yes, cheese.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,195,15,111,4825,4826],"class_list":["post-6049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-hakuba-bait","tag-mind-the-queue","tag-that-is-a-weird-sandwich-hakuba","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}