{"id":575,"date":"2015-02-20T08:57:02","date_gmt":"2015-02-20T08:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/20\/hakubahousekeeper-did-you-really-just-rank-a\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T08:57:02","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T08:57:02","slug":"hakubahousekeeper-did-you-really-just-rank-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/20\/hakubahousekeeper-did-you-really-just-rank-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hakubahousekeeper.tumblr.com\/post\/111549671863\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">hakubahousekeeper<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7df692af24e421f29d95bb54e0593ce7\/tumblr_inline_nk2ay4k0Jw1tnm4xh.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&ldquo;Did you really just rank a silly phone as more important than a person who cares for you?&rdquo; Mary asks, both bemused and irate.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/ae15c6b4be723b283f654c098ca5a74b\/tumblr_inline_nk2bdqKyh61rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&ldquo;Nonsense, Baaya! I believe that my <i>exact<\/i>\u00a0words that the phone was second <i>only<\/i>\u00a0to you. No one or no <i>thing, <\/i>not even an incredible piece of technology with access to an entire world of information, could replace my baaya. I mean it.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hakubahousekeeper: &ldquo;Did you really just rank a silly phone as more important than a person who cares for you?&rdquo; Mary asks, both bemused and irate. &ldquo;Nonsense, Baaya! I believe that my exact\u00a0words that the phone was second only\u00a0to you. No one or no thing, not even an incredible piece of technology with access to an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[500,501],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hakubahousekeeper","tag-lol-youre-fine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}