{"id":5738,"date":"2013-09-24T16:03:08","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T16:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/24\/put-one-of-these-in-my-askbox-to-see-how-my-muse\/"},"modified":"2013-09-24T16:03:08","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T16:03:08","slug":"put-one-of-these-in-my-askbox-to-see-how-my-muse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/24\/put-one-of-these-in-my-askbox-to-see-how-my-muse\/","title":{"rendered":"Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;I love you.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I hate you.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You\u2019re dead to me.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I trust you.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I\u2019m dying.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I\u2019m pregnant with you baby.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I never really loved you.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;I love you.&rdquo; &ldquo;I hate you.&rdquo; &ldquo;You\u2019re dead to me.&rdquo; &ldquo;I trust you.&rdquo; &ldquo;I\u2019m dying.&rdquo; &ldquo;I\u2019m pregnant with you baby.&rdquo; &ldquo;I never really loved you.&rdquo; &ldquo;I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[128,4558,5,4557,4559,1337],"class_list":["post-5738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-memes","tag-on-a-case","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-rebageling-because","tag-will-reply-later","tag-yeah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}