{"id":5713,"date":"2013-09-24T22:46:58","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T22:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/24\/wait-what-is-this-i-hear-about-you-not\/"},"modified":"2013-09-24T22:46:58","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T22:46:58","slug":"wait-what-is-this-i-hear-about-you-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/24\/wait-what-is-this-i-hear-about-you-not\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Wait&#8211; what is this I hear about you not remembering? Even after&#8211; \/you know\/. The other night? With you and me and Hattori&#8230;?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Good God, you can&rsquo;t be serious. Why would&hellip;? I mean, I can see myself going and drinking with Hattori, certainly&hellip; and I can imagine sharing a bottle of wine with you, but the two of you and myself out and about&hellip;? And wh-what, pray tell, do you mean by&hellip;? Ah&hellip;. wh&hellip; hah, you&rsquo;re just joking with me, surely. Since when did you two become partners in comedy?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Good God, you can&rsquo;t be serious. Why would&hellip;? I mean, I can see myself going and drinking with Hattori, certainly&hellip; and I can imagine sharing a bottle of wine with you, but the two of you and myself out and about&hellip;? And wh-what, pray tell, do you mean by&hellip;? Ah&hellip;. wh&hellip; hah, you&rsquo;re just joking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}