{"id":5710,"date":"2013-09-24T23:26:05","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T23:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/24\/alright-so-youre-not-joking-plastering\/"},"modified":"2013-09-24T23:26:05","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T23:26:05","slug":"alright-so-youre-not-joking-plastering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/24\/alright-so-youre-not-joking-plastering\/","title":{"rendered":"“Alright, so you’re \/not\/ joking.” Plastering something akin to a hurt expression on his face, he huffed and crossed his arms – somehow managing to keep Poker Face intact. “It was just the other night! And we…” Coughing into his fist, he turned his head away, shifting, \/seemingly\/ rather flustered. “We did \/a lot\/ of things. You can’t expect me to \/name\/ them \/all\/. And here I thought you were a \/gentleman\/!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Blink blink. Stare. Slow, uneasy frown. Face flushed with color.<\/p>\n

“You… and I? Ah…” He cast a wary glance to the side, considering. “…I, ah, well. But, wait, how does Hattori fit into this? I can’t imagine how drunk i’d have had to have been to… do… \/anything\/ with \/him\/… if we’re referring to the same sorts of…?”<\/p>\n

Hakuba’s frown deepened. To have done \/things\/ with Kid and not remember? After all this time and…? He bit his lip again. And \/Hattori\/???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Blink blink. Stare. Slow, uneasy frown. Face flushed with color. “You… and I? Ah…” He cast a wary glance to the side, considering. “…I, ah, well. But, wait, how does Hattori fit into this? I can’t imagine how drunk i’d have had to have been to… do… \/anything\/ with \/him\/… if we’re referring to the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}