{"id":5709,"date":"2013-09-24T23:41:07","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T23:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/24\/well-he-certainly-didnt-fit-in-at-first-but\/"},"modified":"2013-09-24T23:41:07","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T23:41:07","slug":"well-he-certainly-didnt-fit-in-at-first-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/24\/well-he-certainly-didnt-fit-in-at-first-but\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Well, he certainly didn&#8217;t \/fit in\/ at first, but after a bit of work&#8211;&#8221; He shook his head and quickly got Poker Face back in place, turning to face Hakuba again, face flushed with oh-so-hard-to-suppress-laughter. &#8220;Are you \/sure\/ you don&#8217;t remember&#8230;? And here it was such a \/memorable\/ night&#8230;!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The notebook tumbled from Hakuba&rsquo;s fumbling hands and fell to the floor as his expression turned to something horrified. <\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Good God. No. Oh god, no that- no I ju- I no&hellip; No no no no.&rdquo; The foreign detective shook his head, grimacing. He&rsquo;d only been \/that\/ drunk once (or twice) before, and that had not ended well. &ldquo;Ah, no&hellip; I mean&hellip; god, not again&hellip; R-really? With&hellip; with \/Hattori\/?! Ah&hellip; no&hellip; this isn&rsquo;t what I&rsquo;d imagined at \/all\/, oh god no.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The notebook tumbled from Hakuba&rsquo;s fumbling hands and fell to the floor as his expression turned to something horrified. &ldquo;Good God. No. Oh god, no that- no I ju- I no&hellip; No no no no.&rdquo; The foreign detective shook his head, grimacing. He&rsquo;d only been \/that\/ drunk once (or twice) before, and that had not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}