{"id":5704,"date":"2013-09-25T04:59:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-25T04:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/25\/heiji-was-having-such-a-hard-time-not-breaking\/"},"modified":"2013-09-25T04:59:18","modified_gmt":"2013-09-25T04:59:18","slug":"heiji-was-having-such-a-hard-time-not-breaking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/25\/heiji-was-having-such-a-hard-time-not-breaking\/","title":{"rendered":"Heiji was having such a hard time not breaking down laughing. This had turned out even better than he&#8217;d initially thought. &#8220;Well, can&#8217;t say I remember \/everythin&#8217;.\/ After all, I had a lot ta drink too.&#8221; A snicker almost broke through at the flat lie."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Oh, I\u2019m certain that you did\u2026 That would explain why you\u2019re not able to lie even passably. Hattori, is there any particular reason why you thought it would be a good idea to fabricate such a story to tease me with~? Is there\u2026 any\u00a0<em>particular<\/em> outcome that you were hoping to get? Something that would, ah, please you enough to make it worth yours and Kaitou-san\u2019s time, not to mention my own~? Are you\u00a0<em>satisfied<\/em> with your little trick?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Oh, I\u2019m certain that you did\u2026 That would explain why you\u2019re not able to lie even passably. Hattori, is there any particular reason why you thought it would be a good idea to fabricate such a story to tease me with~? Is there\u2026 any\u00a0particular outcome that you were hoping to get? Something that would, ah, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[195,556],"class_list":["post-5704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-meitanteiosaka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}