{"id":5596,"date":"2013-10-01T14:51:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-01T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/01\/throwing-one-in-because-why-not-has-your-diet\/"},"modified":"2013-10-01T14:51:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-01T14:51:00","slug":"throwing-one-in-because-why-not-has-your-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/01\/throwing-one-in-because-why-not-has-your-diet\/","title":{"rendered":"Throwing one in because why not. Has your diet changed at all in any way as a dragon? Or, well, if you haven&#8217;t eaten so far, has there been random urges for you to eat things you normally wouldn&#8217;t have liked as a human?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Hmm\u2026 I\u2019m still craving cream and sugar if that\u2019s what you\u2019re getting at, but I have a feeling that it would make me very ill. Lactose-intolerant, perhaps? Sugar might be okay. I do wish I had some chocolate. And caramel. Oh, and cheesecake.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;\u2026then again, half of a raw cow sounds amazingly scrumptious, as well. I might just be hungry. All I\u2019ve had so far is tea and biscuits, which is when Baaya screamed. Perhaps I should venture out to find something appropriate to eat\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Oooh, perhaps I could find some mozzarella! A large hunk of mozzarella and some bread would be perfect with a side of ten or so pounds of ground beef, raw\u2026 Or some lamb?<\/p>\n<p>&quot;No vegetables, though. None. Not unless they\u2019re in carrot cake.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Hmm\u2026 I\u2019m still craving cream and sugar if that\u2019s what you\u2019re getting at, but I have a feeling that it would make me very ill. Lactose-intolerant, perhaps? Sugar might be okay. I do wish I had some chocolate. And caramel. Oh, and cheesecake. &quot;\u2026then again, half of a raw cow sounds amazingly scrumptious, as well. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1251,452,4427,4451,43,195,4428,1999],"class_list":["post-5596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dragonba","tag-dragons","tag-drakuba","tag-ew-hakuba-what","tag-fanart","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-hakudragon","tag-hannah-shikari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}