{"id":547,"date":"2015-02-22T11:48:10","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T11:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/22\/just-shower-thoughts-the-more-adventuring-a\/"},"modified":"2015-02-22T11:48:10","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T11:48:10","slug":"just-shower-thoughts-the-more-adventuring-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/22\/just-shower-thoughts-the-more-adventuring-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com\/post\/106075461042\/the-more-adventuring-a-knight-does-the-more\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">just-shower-thoughts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/d52187435750ddd5e66a9c03e75a86a7\/tumblr_inline_nk68rllRnh1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&ldquo;&hellip;or a knight who takes very good care of his armor and isn&rsquo;t prone to <i>losing.&rdquo;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>just-shower-thoughts: The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight. &ldquo;&hellip;or a knight who takes very good care of his armor and isn&rsquo;t prone to losing.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[470,160],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-huff","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}