{"id":5370,"date":"2013-10-22T21:48:41","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T21:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/22\/if-only-i-was-a-human\/"},"modified":"2013-10-22T21:48:41","modified_gmt":"2013-10-22T21:48:41","slug":"if-only-i-was-a-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/22\/if-only-i-was-a-human\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2666 If only I was a human. :("},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Ah, Marley-chan&hellip; I unfortunately do have to draw the line at interspecies relationships*, though I do appreciate the thought. However, I was somehow under the impression that you wanted to murder me&hellip;? Perhaps I was mistaken.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&hellip;<\/p>\n<p>*this, apparently, does not include supernatural or mythological creatures that are human \/enough\/, such as tengu, kitsune, oni, angels, demons, witches, Kaitous that occasionally transform into giant lions, merfolk, werewolves, etc. The detective would like to restate that he is generally very open-minded about many things, contrary to popular belief.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Ah, Marley-chan&hellip; I unfortunately do have to draw the line at interspecies relationships*, though I do appreciate the thought. However, I was somehow under the impression that you wanted to murder me&hellip;? Perhaps I was mistaken.&rdquo; &hellip; *this, apparently, does not include supernatural or mythological creatures that are human \/enough\/, such as tengu, kitsune, oni, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}