{"id":5331,"date":"2013-10-25T19:21:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T19:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/25\/ship-hakubahattori-heiji-meitanteiosaka\/"},"modified":"2013-10-25T19:21:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T19:21:00","slug":"ship-hakubahattori-heiji-meitanteiosaka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/25\/ship-hakubahattori-heiji-meitanteiosaka\/","title":{"rendered":"Ship: Hakuba\/Hattori Heiji (Meitanteiosaka)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mun\u2019s Theories:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

who cooks normally?:<\/strong> Hakuba. He\u2019s been trained, is good at, and enjoys it, though I believe Heiji would learn to cook his Osakan favorites because he thinks Hakuba can\u2019t do it right for some reason.<\/p>\n

how often do they fight?:<\/strong> Every. Single. Day. Usually nothing serious, though. I think the constant bantering keeps the pressure fairly low.\u00a0<\/p>\n

what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:<\/strong> Work, probably. I bet they both do a lot of work. All the time. Together, not together, just working. Heiji keeps up Kendou, though, and Hakuba probably has some sort of stupid hobby\u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n

nicknames for each other?:<\/strong> Heiji\u2019d call Hakuba \u201cDamn Prat\u201d and Hakuba would call Heiji \u201cSavage Brute\u201d \u2014 hey these aren\u2019t very nice, are they?\u00a0<\/p>\n

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:<\/strong> They fight over it because they\u2019re both spoiled rich kids with hearts of gold.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who steals the covers at night?:<\/strong> HEIJI. THAT BASTARD.\u00a0<\/p>\n

what would they get each other for gifts?:<\/strong> Books. When they get their own place it\u2019s almost nothing but bookshelves.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who remembers things?:<\/strong> Hakuba, definitely.<\/p>\n

who cusses more?:<\/strong> It\u2019s about equal, at least when they\u2019re alone together. Otherwise, Heiji.\u00a0<\/p>\n

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:<\/strong> Freak out and transform into the Mamma Bear or Mother Hen that they are. All of the cuddling and gentleness.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who kissed who first?:<\/strong> Heiji kissed Hakuba first, while they were drunk. Probably because Hakuba was saying that Heiji\u2019d never do it.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who made the first move?:<\/strong> Once the kiss happened it was all over and Hakuba ATTACKED~\u00a0<\/p>\n

who started the relationship?:<\/strong> Heiji, since Hakuba was too shy to, oddly enough.<\/p>\n

Hakuba\u2019s Thoughts:\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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“Hattori-kun? Well\u2026 I suppose he is rather attractive, and we do have much in common\u2026 I\u2019m not certain that it would be the healthiest<\/em> relationship ever, though, given my tendency to bait him.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mun\u2019s Theories: who cooks normally?: Hakuba. He\u2019s been trained, is good at, and enjoys it, though I believe Heiji would learn to cook his Osakan favorites because he thinks Hakuba can\u2019t do it right for some reason. how often do they fight?: Every. Single. Day. Usually nothing serious, though. I think the constant bantering keeps […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,4282,376,421,4283,4280,128,5,822,4281],"class_list":["post-5331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-hakuheij","tag-hattori-heiji","tag-heiji","tag-heijiba","tag-meitanteiosakan","tag-memes","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-shipping","tag-theories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}