{"id":5325,"date":"2013-10-26T00:22:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T00:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/26\/ships-hakubajanus\/"},"modified":"2013-10-26T00:22:45","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T00:22:45","slug":"ships-hakubajanus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/26\/ships-hakubajanus\/","title":{"rendered":"Ships Hakuba\/Janus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Mun\u2019s Theories:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>who cooks normally?:<\/strong>\u00a0Neither. Hakuba would try for a while, but mostly I think they would eat separately or, in Hakuba\u2019s case, not at all.<\/p>\n<p><strong>how often do they fight?:<\/strong>\u00a0Often, I think, and explosively. Lots of yelling and threats. And fists, perhaps. MAYBE EVEN KNIVES.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:<\/strong>\u00a0Feel relieved.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>nicknames for each other?:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2019Guru\u2019 for Hakuba, \u2018Baron\u2019 for Janus.<\/p>\n<p><strong>who is more likely to pay for dinner?:<\/strong>\u00a0They pay for themselves except for when they\u2019re feeling extremely passive aggressive.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>who steals the covers at night?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba, but he\u2019s a very light sleeper so he fixes it whenever he wakes up. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>what would they get each other for gifts?:<\/strong>\u00a0Consumables or nothing.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>who remembers things?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba, but then he doesn\u2019t bring anything up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>who cusses more?:<\/strong>\u00a0Janus. Probably because of Hakuba.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>what would they do if the other one was hurt?:<\/strong>\u00a0Grumble at the other while they patch them up. Then be mad that they were being reckless \u2014 again.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>who kissed who first?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba kissed Janus. Because he was drunk. (I\u2019m noticing a pattern here.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>who made the first move?:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2026Hakuba, when he was drunk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>who started the relationship?:<\/strong>\u00a0 It just sort of happened and any sort of \u2018let\u2019s discuss this\u2019 ended up in a fight so they just are and it\u2019s all sorts of insecure and messed up.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hakuba\u2019s Thoughts:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/03894c53fc027ea6eef3fe625fe1dc52\/tumblr_inline_mv91iv6pcV1rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;This is a doomed relationship. He would kill me, and I would let him.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mun\u2019s Theories: who cooks normally?:\u00a0Neither. Hakuba would try for a while, but mostly I think they would eat separately or, in Hakuba\u2019s case, not at all. how often do they fight?:\u00a0Often, I think, and explosively. Lots of yelling and threats. And fists, perhaps. MAYBE EVEN KNIVES.\u00a0 what do they do when they\u2019re away from each [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,128,1607,5,822,4272],"class_list":["post-5325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-memes","tag-osakansax","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-shipping","tag-the-doom-ship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}