{"id":5324,"date":"2013-10-26T00:43:13","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T00:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/26\/i-ship-hakuba-with-ask-gin-vodkas-gin-3\/"},"modified":"2013-10-26T00:43:13","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T00:43:13","slug":"i-ship-hakuba-with-ask-gin-vodkas-gin-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/26\/i-ship-hakuba-with-ask-gin-vodkas-gin-3\/","title":{"rendered":"I ship Hakuba with ask-gin-vodka’s Gin >:3"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mun\u2019s Theories:<\/strong><\/p>\n

who cooks normally?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba. He doesn\u2019t trust Gin in the kitchen. If Vodka comes, too, they can team-cook.\u00a0<\/p>\n

how often do they fight?:<\/strong>\u00a0Never, though there are passive aggressive comments often. Overly apologetic to each other.\u00a0<\/p>\n

what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:<\/strong>\u00a0Work. You know, since Gin is an assassin and Hakuba is a detective, they sometimes cross paths but usually they have completely different business circles\u2026 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0<\/p>\n

nicknames for each other?:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2019Tall\u2019 for Gin, \u2018Brit\u2019 for Hakuba.<\/p>\n

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:<\/strong>\u00a0They go back and forth. Hakuba always \u00a0pays for drinks, though.<\/p>\n

who steals the covers at night?:<\/strong>\u00a0GIN. And Hakuba is too afraid to ask for them back. He goes \u00a0blanketless most nights.\u00a0<\/p>\n

what would they get each other for gifts?:<\/strong>\u00a0Food. Always food.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who remembers things?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba has to as Gin remembers nothing. Sends him constant reminders via text. \u2018Don\u2019t forget that you\u2019re supposed to assassinate x target at this time! See you at home!\u2019\u00a0<\/p>\n

who cusses more?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba, to fill the silence. \u00a0<\/p>\n

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:<\/strong>\u00a0Take another trip to the ER. Sigh a lot.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who kissed who first?:<\/strong>\u00a0Gin kissed Hakuba first. They were likely drunk.<\/p>\n

who made the first move?:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2026Hakuba, when he was drunk. (I didn\u2019t even have to change this.)<\/p>\n

who started the relationship?:<\/strong>\u00a0 Gin, because Vermouth wouldn\u2019t stop teasing him about it. But then, Vermouth\u2019s teasing backfired because they united against her since she\u2019s pretty much the worst, they say. And discuss often, sympathizing with each other one how mean she is.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Hakuba\u2019s Thoughts:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“Could we at least get him a haircut or restyle or something? Perhaps take him outside once in a while?"\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mun\u2019s Theories: who cooks normally?:\u00a0Hakuba. He doesn\u2019t trust Gin in the kitchen. If Vodka comes, too, they can team-cook.\u00a0 how often do they fight?:\u00a0Never, though there are passive aggressive comments often. Overly apologetic to each other.\u00a0 what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:\u00a0Work. You know, since Gin is an assassin and Hakuba […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2767,2947,128,32,5,822],"class_list":["post-5324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-askginvodka","tag-camiechan","tag-memes","tag-omg","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-shipping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}