{"id":5323,"date":"2013-10-26T01:01:26","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T01:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/26\/fine-sundown-janus\/"},"modified":"2013-10-26T01:01:26","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T01:01:26","slug":"fine-sundown-janus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/26\/fine-sundown-janus\/","title":{"rendered":"[FINE, SUNDOWN JANUS]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Mun\u2019s Theories:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>who cooks normally?:<\/strong>\u00a0They eat out\/get take out almost exclusively.<\/p>\n<p><strong>how often do they fight?:<\/strong>\u00a0They are professional not-talkers about the problems. Fights are probably every six months or so and are awful.<\/p>\n<p><strong>what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:<\/strong>\u00a0Worry. Work.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>nicknames for each other?:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2019Schatz\u2019 for Hakuba, \u2018Baron\u2019 for Janus<\/p>\n<p><strong>who is more likely to pay for dinner?:<\/strong>\u00a0They take turns.<\/p>\n<p><strong>who steals the covers at night?:<\/strong>\u00a0JANUS. Mostly because he usually goes to bed first.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>what would they get each other for gifts?:<\/strong>\u00a0Usually nothing. Weapons, maybe. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>who remembers things?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba. He offers gentle reminders from time to time.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>who cusses more?:<\/strong>\u00a0Janus. Easily. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>what would they do if the other one was hurt?:<\/strong>\u00a0Get out the sutures and alcohol.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>who kissed who first?:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2026Hakuba, while drinking.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>who made the first move?:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2026Hakuba, when he was drunk. (I didn\u2019t even have to change this &#8211; again.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>who started the relationship?:<\/strong>\u00a0 Hakuba, because he couldn\u2019t stand the jealousy of not knowing if Janus was going to get drunk and make mistakes with OTHER PEOPLE.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hakuba\u2019s Thoughts:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/faf60ed4420822d8d58bec7ddc57055e\/tumblr_inline_mv93ehTTyy1rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;It makes sense in a horrible sort of way\u2026 I wonder what tragedy will befall us next?&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mun\u2019s Theories: who cooks normally?:\u00a0They eat out\/get take out almost exclusively. how often do they fight?:\u00a0They are professional not-talkers about the problems. Fights are probably every six months or so and are awful. what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:\u00a0Worry. Work.\u00a0 nicknames for each other?:\u00a0\u2019Schatz\u2019 for Hakuba, \u2018Baron\u2019 for Janus who is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4271,128,1607,5,822,2521],"class_list":["post-5323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-janus","tag-memes","tag-osakansax","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-shipping","tag-sundown"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}