{"id":5320,"date":"2013-10-26T01:41:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T01:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/26\/hakubashinichi\/"},"modified":"2013-10-26T01:41:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T01:41:00","slug":"hakubashinichi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/26\/hakubashinichi\/","title":{"rendered":"Hakuba\/Shinichi"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mun\u2019s Theories:<\/strong><\/p>\n

who cooks normally?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba. He probably let Shinichi cook\u00a0once,<\/em> and that was that.\u00a0<\/p>\n

how often do they fight?:<\/strong>\u00a0Once a week, depending on how lonely Hakuba is feeling. More often otherwise. Occasionally have a BIG FIGHT. Hakuba probably always gives in.<\/p>\n

what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:\u00a0<\/strong>Work, work, and more work.\u00a0<\/p>\n

nicknames for each other?:<\/strong>\u00a0\u2019Half-brit Half-wit\u2019 for Hakuba (or just \u2018Hakuba\u2019), \u2018Meitantei,\u2019 for Shinichi.<\/p>\n

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba takes care of the bills. All bills. From whatever account.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who steals the covers at night?:<\/strong>\u00a0Shinichi.<\/p>\n

what would they get each other for gifts?:<\/strong>\u00a0Books. Just one each for special occasions.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who remembers things?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba, mostly. Think of this as a Sherlock Holmes and John Watson relationship. Shinichi\u2019s too busy being brilliant to worry about stupid domestic details.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who cusses more?:<\/strong>\u00a0Probably Shinichi, since everything is \u2018kuso this\u2019 and \u2018baarou\u2019 that. \u00a0<\/p>\n

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:<\/strong>\u00a0When Hakuba\u2019s hurt, Shinichi mutters and helps him when Hakuba whimpers and asks. When Shinichi is hurt, Hakuba goes about taking care of while trying to get him to calm down because he\u2019s probably raving about how great things were or how frustrated he is. \u2026.damn.<\/p>\n

who kissed who first?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba kissed Shinichi because Shinichi probably never would have otherwise.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who made the first move?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba, most likely, forever after that first kiss and stealing more kisses, like a very, very patient vulture.\u00a0<\/p>\n

who started the relationship?:<\/strong>\u00a0Hakuba finally broke down and asked him to give him a straight answer after hinting forever and Shinichi shrugged and said \u201cI guess?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hakuba\u2019s Thoughts:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“We\u2019d probably be most happy when working on cases together, but I would have to get used to losing and feeling ignorant\u2026 all the time. And never being impressive or good enough. A downward spiral of inadequacies and insecurities? I admire him, though. So much. And he is<\/em> very kind and so brilliant. I\u2019m just not good enough for him.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u2026.<\/p>\n

((I used what I know of canon + my conan from askconan + the Shinichi from askkudoushinichi to form these answers. My Conan is demanding to know where the hell Ran is in all of this. So, as always, take these theories of mine with a truck of salt\u2026))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mun\u2019s Theories: who cooks normally?:\u00a0Hakuba. He probably let Shinichi cook\u00a0once, and that was that.\u00a0 how often do they fight?:\u00a0Once a week, depending on how lonely Hakuba is feeling. More often otherwise. Occasionally have a BIG FIGHT. Hakuba probably always gives in. what do they do when they\u2019re away from each other?:\u00a0Work, work, and more work.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,21,128,5,935,4268,822],"class_list":["post-5320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-hakuba","tag-memes","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-shinichi","tag-shinichiba","tag-shipping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}