{"id":5267,"date":"2013-10-27T23:50:21","date_gmt":"2013-10-27T23:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/27\/illusionist-pizza-themoonlightthief\/"},"modified":"2013-10-27T23:50:21","modified_gmt":"2013-10-27T23:50:21","slug":"illusionist-pizza-themoonlightthief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/27\/illusionist-pizza-themoonlightthief\/","title":{"rendered":"Illusionist Pizza || themoonlightthief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/themoonlightthief.tumblr.com\/post\/60976478376\/whiteknighthakuba-themoonlightthief\">themoonlightthief<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/0f1f06edf24a827317958b3cb215dcf0\/tumblr_inline_mszfv1aCIv1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Assist\u2014? Oh, uh, well\u2026&rdquo; Honestly, it hadn\u2019t even struck him to ask the detective for help, and he glanced around the kitchen, trying to figure out what else they might need that Hakuba could assist with. &ldquo;I guess you could\u2026go get a fork and knife, if you want any?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>He set the plates down on the table, shortly followed by the glasses.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I don\u2019t think there\u2019s much else to do though, except pretty much carry it all into the living room,&rdquo; Kaito said simply and shot the blonde a grin as he swiftly opened the cartons, grabbed a few pizza slices and set them on his own plate.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d951707a5d08a7f7f6dd36a0dbac8824\/tumblr_inline_mvcq6wTjlZ1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Fork and knife&hellip;&rdquo; \u00a0Hakuba frowned at this, tilting his head. &ldquo;I can eat pizza with my hands. I&rsquo;m not\u00a0<em>that<\/em>\u00a0particular.&rdquo; Or was he?\u00a0He surveyed the slices that Kaito took for himself, eyes narrowing as he considered. But it didn&rsquo;t look too particularly greasy, and he&rsquo;d only resorted to knife and fork when it had been more of a deep-dish, lasagna style pizza. Was he expected to eat with a knife and fork? Was that normal?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Really, interaction with anyone was difficult. Why had he thought that barging in, post-heist, was a good idea? Yes he wanted to make the rotten thief&rsquo;s life more miserable, but at the same time he really, really didn&rsquo;t.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And there was rootbeer.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, Hakuba followed Kaito&rsquo;s cue and took a plate, two slices of the appropriate size, and then eyed the soda with a suspicious glance.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Do you like it? Rootbeer, I mean.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>themoonlightthief: &ldquo;Assist\u2014? Oh, uh, well\u2026&rdquo; Honestly, it hadn\u2019t even struck him to ask the detective for help, and he glanced around the kitchen, trying to figure out what else they might need that Hakuba could assist with. &ldquo;I guess you could\u2026go get a fork and knife, if you want any?&rdquo; He set the plates down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,4220,75,90],"class_list":["post-5267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ic","tag-illusionist-pizza","tag-rp","tag-themoonlightthief"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}