{"id":5172,"date":"2013-10-31T14:42:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/31\/question-one-predator-or-prey-question-two\/"},"modified":"2013-10-31T14:42:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T14:42:00","slug":"question-one-predator-or-prey-question-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/31\/question-one-predator-or-prey-question-two\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Question one: Predator or prey?  Question two: Would you be willing to lend me a fiver?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/osakansax.tumblr.com\/post\/65609085709\">osakansax<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/5ae33591f1a7c9f1e0590b7dd35a1b6e\/tumblr_inline_mvjagyRF0C1rhhiux.png\" width=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>&ldquo;I\u2019m sure if I had five pounds to spare,&rdquo;<\/em> quipped the agent in English,\u00a0<em>&ldquo;I wouldn\u2019t mind lending it, sure\u2026 Let me remind you, however, that this is <strong>Japan<\/strong>, and such currency is not used here. Clouds, are you drinking\u00a0<strong>again<\/strong>?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/5bb92f0360833d726d84e513a7bf62b4\/tumblr_inline_mvjfenIqGR1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The more accurate question would be if I ever\u00a0<strong><em>stopped<\/em>.<\/strong> Aha!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d85a3cbfc4c79f98c0b3c81d4aae1876\/tumblr_inline_mvjffcsCJC1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&quot;\u2026also, please return to speaking broken and difficult-to-understand Japanese. Your English makes you sound far too intelligent and attractive and that makes me very uncomfortable. Unless, of course, your\u00a0<em>goal<\/em> is to seduce me in which case I may have to call my lawyer. <strike>Or give in. I\u2019m not sure which.<\/strike> Regardless, the fiver thing was a joke; my mates back in London and I used to say that all the time, it was our clever way of saying that it was time to hit the pub for some good, old-fashioned underage drinking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/7936946f4498fc39b07b7d5c22e18a4b\/tumblr_inline_mvjfijB0at1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&quot;\u2026and now you\u2019ve gotten me soapboxing again.\u00a0<em>UGH.<\/em>\u201d<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>osakansax: &ldquo;I\u2019m sure if I had five pounds to spare,&rdquo; quipped the agent in English,\u00a0&ldquo;I wouldn\u2019t mind lending it, sure\u2026 Let me remind you, however, that this is Japan, and such currency is not used here. Clouds, are you drinking\u00a0again?\u201d &ldquo;The more accurate question would be if I ever\u00a0stopped. Aha!\u201d &quot;\u2026also, please return to speaking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1607,709,4159],"class_list":["post-5172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-osakansax","tag-soapbox","tag-the-adventures-of-serial-killer-hattori-and-drunkuba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}