{"id":5171,"date":"2013-10-31T14:49:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/31\/you-cant-catch-me-in-the-dream-world-the\/"},"modified":"2013-10-31T14:49:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T14:49:00","slug":"you-cant-catch-me-in-the-dream-world-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/10\/31\/you-cant-catch-me-in-the-dream-world-the\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You can&#8217;t catch me in the dream world.&#8221; the little boy said, imitating Freddy Krueger."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/c0d54c9f224da5445da41957ce1c97a9\/tumblr_inline_mvjfq4fDWr1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Adorable child, trust me: you don\u2019t want to issue a detective like\u00a0<em>me<\/em> a challenge like\u00a0<em>that.<\/em> Have fun wrecking havoc tonight\u2026 but get back to being a good kid in the morning, all right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8581df529b8c8a35a86035e6cb365093\/tumblr_inline_mvjfrr3izK1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&quot;And by that I mean to make sure to\u00a0<em>stay<\/em> in school, do your homework, listen to your parents, stay away from drugs and alcohol, brush your teeth\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/76eb84da9a360e39429f6df31c6b4e36\/tumblr_inline_mvjfsh62tw1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Mind the policemen, and of course, support your local charities!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/53e2ab77fe0a42579d0969220156b584\/tumblr_inline_mvjfunZX6N1rms2iz.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Adorable child, trust me: you don\u2019t want to issue a detective like\u00a0me a challenge like\u00a0that. Have fun wrecking havoc tonight\u2026 but get back to being a good kid in the morning, all right?\u201d &quot;And by that I mean to make sure to\u00a0stay in school, do your homework, listen to your parents, stay away from drugs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,2141,709],"class_list":["post-5171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-halloween","tag-soapbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}