{"id":5130,"date":"2013-11-05T07:24:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T07:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/05\/text-meme-xd\/"},"modified":"2013-11-05T07:24:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T07:24:00","slug":"text-meme-xd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/05\/text-meme-xd\/","title":{"rendered":"[text meme: XD ]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post_content clearfix\">\n<div class=\"post_content_inner clearfix\">\n<div class=\"post_container\">\n<div class=\"post_body\">\n<p>XD &#8211;\u00a0<small>For a \u201cI wish you just saw that\u201d text.<\/small><\/p>\n<p>[text] So I just witnessed something interesting, which you might appreciate. I was sitting in a little cafe, drinking a pick-me-up mocha, when one of the suspects that I\u2019ve been following\u2026<\/p>\n<p>[text] \u2026speeds by on a motorcycle. Only to get side-swiped by a porsche &#8211; a cherry red one, like the one you advised me not to buy. The suspect is alive. Barely. But the porsche barely has a scratch.<\/p>\n<p>[text] You know, I\u2019m not sure where I\u2019m going with this text.<\/p>\n<p>[text] You really would have had to have been there.<\/p>\n<p>[text] Can barely see any blood on the paint. Honest. It\u2019s extraordinary.<\/p>\n<p>[text] God what have I become?<\/p>\n<p>[text] (ps: the answer is \u2018a good detective\u2019)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>XD &#8211;\u00a0For a \u201cI wish you just saw that\u201d text. [text] So I just witnessed something interesting, which you might appreciate. I was sitting in a little cafe, drinking a pick-me-up mocha, when one of the suspects that I\u2019ve been following\u2026 [text] \u2026speeds by on a motorcycle. Only to get side-swiped by a porsche &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4133,2495,4135,521,1607,4132,4134,2484],"class_list":["post-5130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-convinced-that-hes-drinking-coffee-to-get-over-a-hangover","tag-drunkba","tag-hakuba-stop","tag-idk","tag-osakansax","tag-preen","tag-probably-also-has-rum-in-that-coffee","tag-text"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}