{"id":5126,"date":"2013-11-05T08:27:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T08:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/05\/kita-was-at-hakubas-house-so-he-could-help\/"},"modified":"2013-11-05T08:27:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T08:27:55","slug":"kita-was-at-hakubas-house-so-he-could-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/05\/kita-was-at-hakubas-house-so-he-could-help\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;\u00a3&#8217; Kita was at Hakuba&#8217;s house so he could help her with some homework. She was spending the night at because there was a horrible thunderstorm outside. She went to Hakuba&#8217;s room with an innocent look on her face. &#8220;Um&#8230;Hakuba-kun! Can I sleep with you in your bed tonight? A crack of thunder woke me up and now I&#8217;m too scared to sleep alone.&#8221; Kita said, looking down while blushing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/7bd03179b375fc00c5887f07be37e9ee\/tumblr_inline_mvs75oNzJq1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ah&hellip; Yamashita-chan, what an unexpected surprise. Perhaps we should get you settled in one of our fine guest rooms. Baaya could get you some tea that would set you right. I think you&rsquo;d be much more comfortable that way.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8581df529b8c8a35a86035e6cb365093\/tumblr_inline_mvs7cbg7IF1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;&hellip;besides, how can I patrol the hallways and fight off intruders if I&rsquo;m busy holding you in my arms?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Ah&hellip; Yamashita-chan, what an unexpected surprise. Perhaps we should get you settled in one of our fine guest rooms. Baaya could get you some tea that would set you right. I think you&rsquo;d be much more comfortable that way.&rdquo; &ldquo;&hellip;besides, how can I patrol the hallways and fight off intruders if I&rsquo;m busy holding you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4124,2531,3301,4122,4125,3117,4123],"class_list":["post-5126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-go-to-jail","tag-kitameguire","tag-no-hakuba","tag-no-more","tag-no-more-tumblr-for-you","tag-stop","tag-you-are-illegal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}