{"id":5077,"date":"2013-11-10T03:59:44","date_gmt":"2013-11-10T03:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/10\/kaitobird-shows-up-with-a-bottle-of-chocolate-and\/"},"modified":"2013-11-10T03:59:44","modified_gmt":"2013-11-10T03:59:44","slug":"kaitobird-shows-up-with-a-bottle-of-chocolate-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/10\/kaitobird-shows-up-with-a-bottle-of-chocolate-and\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaitobird shows up with a bottle of chocolate and caramel syrup in each hand and nothing but a towel around his waist. &#8220;You called?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/10317a0bfb3b701718e56cc835770ab1\/tumblr_inline_mw14eq3SKn1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Well, now. This is more like it.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Well, now. This is more like it.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,3968,4086,9],"class_list":["post-5077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-kaitobird","tag-winner","tag-yes-good"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}