{"id":4979,"date":"2013-11-21T06:58:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T06:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/21\/sweetprincemoth-gamermattjeevas\/"},"modified":"2013-11-21T06:58:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T06:58:00","slug":"sweetprincemoth-gamermattjeevas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/21\/sweetprincemoth-gamermattjeevas\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

sweetprincemoth<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gamermattjeevas<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sweetprincemoth<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gamermattjeevas<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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so what exactly is a crumpet<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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that is an english muffin what the heck<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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British people judging you. So hard.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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“As well we should! A\u00a0crumpet<\/em> and an\u00a0english muffin<\/em> are two\u00a0entirely<\/strong><\/em> different things. Suggesting otherwise would be akin to saying that french toast were synonymous with bagel. Preposterous!”<\/p>\n

English Muffins<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“English Muffins are dry, and wonderful for a variety of toppings, from sweet to savory. You Americans<\/em> are likely most familiar with them from fast food breakfast sandwiches, such as the McDonanld’s Egg McMuffin. Ugh.”<\/p>\n

Crumpets<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“Crumpets, on the other hand, are wonderfully moist and eggy. I prefer them with butter and a bit of honey, though many of my mates back home love lemon curd or various jellies.<\/p>\n

"Most of my friends in the states have confessed that they’ve never seen them in stores. Unfortunate, as they’re absolutely lovely. I suggest that you find an import store straight away if you have not had the pleasure of enjoying one before.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

sweetprincemoth: gamermattjeevas: sweetprincemoth: gamermattjeevas: so what exactly is a crumpet that is an english muffin what the heck British people judging you. So hard. “As well we should! A\u00a0crumpet and an\u00a0english muffin are two\u00a0entirely different things. Suggesting otherwise would be akin to saying that french toast were synonymous with bagel. Preposterous!” English Muffins “English Muffins […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3977,3982,3975,3973,3974,3980,1520,15,228,3979,106,3976,3981,3293,3978,525,709,334],"class_list":["post-4979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-also-raphael","tag-and-put-him-in-the-rubbish-bin","tag-britishness","tag-crumpet","tag-english-muffin","tag-given-that-they-are-both-english","tag-ha-ha-ha","tag-hakuba-bait","tag-homesick","tag-i-suppose-that-makes-sense","tag-important","tag-mun-and-muse-missing-crumpets","tag-no-wonder-casey-jones-beat-the-shit-out-of-him","tag-oh","tag-saying-that-you-have-to-know-what-a-crumpet-is-to-understand-cricket","tag-so-good","tag-soapbox","tag-sob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}