{"id":4857,"date":"2013-12-03T02:27:12","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T02:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/03\/detectivephiliac-if-i-was-drunk-enough-i\/"},"modified":"2013-12-03T02:27:12","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T02:27:12","slug":"detectivephiliac-if-i-was-drunk-enough-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/03\/detectivephiliac-if-i-was-drunk-enough-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/detectivephiliac.tumblr.com\/post\/68838816265\/if-i-was-drunk-enough-i-would-be-able-to-tell\">detectivephiliac<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/112d823173689aea704e13e69def7218\/tumblr_inline_mx7latUNa01s0h7oz.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strike>&ldquo;If I was drunk enough, I would be able to tell Hakuba-san that, yes, he is a nerd. And nerds are somehow my type. Why I could just kiss him he\u2019s so cute\u2014&rdquo;<\/strike><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/82a694f0599cdcea923c706923204d36\/tumblr_inline_mx7lddOz4E1s0h7oz.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>[Obtaining of alcohol increases.]<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/329b7a4c213fae5a76242048033ad5b5\/tumblr_inline_mx7lg406FK1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Would you like some scotch, Kirigiri-san? I just happen to have&hellip; a lot of scotch.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>detectivephiliac: &ldquo;If I was drunk enough, I would be able to tell Hakuba-san that, yes, he is a nerd. And nerds are somehow my type. Why I could just kiss him he\u2019s so cute\u2014&rdquo; [Obtaining of alcohol increases.] &ldquo;Would you like some scotch, Kirigiri-san? I just happen to have&hellip; a lot of scotch.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3888,3887,2423,3886,3885],"class_list":["post-4857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-as-well-as-sherlock-holmes","tag-because-he-thinks-hes-james-bond","tag-detectivephiliac","tag-has-so-much-booze","tag-the-biggest-nerd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}