{"id":4829,"date":"2013-12-03T10:10:57","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T10:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/03\/hannah-shikari-you-think-i-can-put-a-dent-on\/"},"modified":"2013-12-03T10:10:57","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T10:10:57","slug":"hannah-shikari-you-think-i-can-put-a-dent-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/03\/hannah-shikari-you-think-i-can-put-a-dent-on\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hannah-shikari.tumblr.com\/post\/68868875345\/whiteknighthakuba-hannah-shikari-oh-come-on\">hannah-shikari<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>you think I can put a dent on you?<\/p>\n<p>really?<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>leT\u2019S TRY IT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/be9fcf552fd6115873ab72fda12aaad8\/tumblr_inline_mx86vmK19J1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Nooo thank you. I&rsquo;d rather not. I try to avoid&hellip; fights and violence and everything of that nature, particularly with women. I would be loathe if anything were to accidentally happen, and, honestly, I&rsquo;m quite sure that I would end up more badly hurt than you in my attempts to get away, so&hellip; so, ah, no, let&rsquo;s just&hellip; Let&rsquo;s avoid this mess entirely, all right?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hannah-shikari: you think I can put a dent on you? really? \u2026 leT\u2019S TRY IT &ldquo;Nooo thank you. I&rsquo;d rather not. I try to avoid&hellip; fights and violence and everything of that nature, particularly with women. I would be loathe if anything were to accidentally happen, and, honestly, I&rsquo;m quite sure that I would end [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2873,3840,3839,53,3838,2749,3837],"class_list":["post-4829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hannahshikari","tag-he-knows-not-what-he-does","tag-hes-trying-to-be-awesome","tag-oops","tag-or-perhaps-very","tag-please-forgive-him","tag-the-mildly-sexist-hakuba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}