{"id":480,"date":"2015-02-26T07:41:33","date_gmt":"2015-02-26T07:41:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/26\/pizzopaps-im-like-an-npc-i-wont-do-anything\/"},"modified":"2015-02-26T07:41:33","modified_gmt":"2015-02-26T07:41:33","slug":"pizzopaps-im-like-an-npc-i-wont-do-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/26\/pizzopaps-im-like-an-npc-i-wont-do-anything\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pizzopaps.tumblr.com\/post\/93077980310\/im-like-an-npc-i-wont-do-anything-unless-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">pizzopaps<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i\u2019m like an npc i won\u2019t do anything unless you interact with me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pizzopaps: i\u2019m like an npc i won\u2019t do anything unless you interact with me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[383,391,388,394,392,390,386,389,395,385,3,393,5,387,384,396,303],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-about-me","tag-but-i-am-stuck-in-the-thing","tag-but-i-cant-leave-my-bar","tag-but-i-would-love-love-love-to-hear-all-about-it","tag-hence-the-npc","tag-i-am-always-happy-to-see-you-and-always-happy-to-talk-and-listen-and-so-on","tag-i-am-like-a-bar-tender","tag-i-need-to-stay-there-and-help-people","tag-ill-even-sing-you-a-song-about-your-quest-if-you-want","tag-im-sorry-i-just-suck-okay","tag-mun","tag-no-sorry-i-cant-come-on-your-adventure","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-people-come-to-my-bar-and-i-give-them-drinks-and-talk-to-them-and-become-their-best-friend-ever","tag-please-note","tag-plz-dont-be-offended-that-i-cant-leave-my-bar","tag-very-important"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}