{"id":4670,"date":"2013-12-22T07:34:42","date_gmt":"2013-12-22T07:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/22\/crumpets-have-been-discontinued-for-americanized\/"},"modified":"2013-12-22T07:34:42","modified_gmt":"2013-12-22T07:34:42","slug":"crumpets-have-been-discontinued-for-americanized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/22\/crumpets-have-been-discontinued-for-americanized\/","title":{"rendered":"Crumpets have been discontinued for Americanized English muffins for the rest of eternity."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/8250658dc04f2aaf25d27e631b5de86f\/tumblr_inline_my76curyHc1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Now that&rsquo;s just cruel. Not only are crumpets vastly superior, but we likewise have English Muffins in England and they&rsquo;re fairly similar to your processed American ones&hellip;&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Now that&rsquo;s just cruel. Not only are crumpets vastly superior, but we likewise have English Muffins in England and they&rsquo;re fairly similar to your processed American ones&hellip;&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,3708,3707],"class_list":["post-4670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-crumpets","tag-more-on"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}