{"id":4620,"date":"2013-12-24T05:58:21","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T05:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/24\/kitameguire-calm-down-hakuba-kun-i-got-my\/"},"modified":"2013-12-24T05:58:21","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T05:58:21","slug":"kitameguire-calm-down-hakuba-kun-i-got-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/24\/kitameguire-calm-down-hakuba-kun-i-got-my\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kitameguire.tumblr.com\/post\/70980258187\">kitameguire<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;Calm down, Hakuba-kun! I got my recent immunization shots on my 16th birthday. I got some hand sanitizer in my bag.&rdquo; she said as she pulled a travel sized bottle out of her bag.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/839327f106732e972237692088eb9816\/tumblr_inline_myar31AvWd1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;But when was your birthday? Have you gotten a flu shot yet this season? Thank god for the sanitizer; put some on right this instant. With all of the touching that people do during the holidays &ndash; shopping, opening doors, wrapping gifts, giving them, hugging, potluck grazing &ndash; ugh! So many opportunities for sickness to spread and everyone will end up sharing each others germs and then where will we be? If this were a zombie outbreak, the whole country could be infected within days! No &ndash; hours, with how densely populated Japan is! Don&rsquo;t you see how dangerous this is? You must go home immediately and quarantine. Don&rsquo;t get sick, and don&rsquo;t get anyone else sick. I&rsquo;m to return to bed. Please stay well this holiday season, Yamashita-chan. Please.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kitameguire: &ldquo;Calm down, Hakuba-kun! I got my recent immunization shots on my 16th birthday. I got some hand sanitizer in my bag.&rdquo; she said as she pulled a travel sized bottle out of her bag. &ldquo;But when was your birthday? Have you gotten a flu shot yet this season? Thank god for the sanitizer; put [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3662,3663,2531,561,3664],"class_list":["post-4620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-he-only-becomes-a-germaphobe-when-hes-already-sick","tag-i-promise","tag-kitameguire","tag-maybe","tag-perhaps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}