[4:04:03 AM] Gab: Yuki and I were talking about it the other day
\n[4:04:13 AM] Gab: always in cargo shorts and hiking boots
\n[4:04:21 AM] Gab: tackling criminals to the ground
\n[4:04:44 AM] Gab: and explaining in excruciating detail how horrible platypus venom is as he shows them his platypus spur necklace
\n[4:04:53 AM] Gab: and asks if they’d like to try it or go quietly to the station instead
\n[4:05:06 AM] Gab: not afraid of anything because australia
\n[4:06:00 AM] Melkior: Oh god he’s Saxton Hale
\n[4:06:18 AM] Melkior: http:\/\/wiki.teamfortress.com\/wiki\/Saxton_Hale
\n[4:07:00 AM] Gab: wow
\n[4:07:04 AM] Gab: except his shorts would be longer
\n[4:07:05 AM] Gab: and he’d wear a shirt
\n[4:08:49 AM] Melkior: sometimes
\n[4:09:51 AM] Gab: ahaha always
\n[4:09:55 AM] Gab: you don’t want to get a sunburn in australia
\n[4:09:57 AM] Gab: that’s dangerous
\n[4:10:27 AM] Melkior: but if you’re badass enough that the SUN KNOWS BETTER
\n[4:11:11 AM] Gab: Aussieba: DANJA DANJA DANJA
\n[4:11:19 AM] Gab: are you trying to say “danger”
\n[4:11:25 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *stern look*
\n[4:11:26 AM] Gab: nevermind
\n[4:12:06 AM] Melkior: Gin: -FACINATED-
\n[4:12:20 AM] Gab: Yuki said that the org would try to recruit him
\n[4:12:22 AM] Gab: because he is so scary
\n[4:12:33 AM] Melkior: And then he puts Gin in a headlock.
\n[4:13:00 AM] Gab: probably
\n[4:13:26 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and would you get a look at \/this\/ beaut… dangerous criminal, he is… battle scar here, probably from a sniper rifle…
\n[4:13:56 AM] Melkior: Gin: -A WILD GIN FORAGES THE KITCHEN FOR ANY LEFTOVER SWEETS…-
\n[4:15:23 AM] Gab: Aussieba: you can tell that he’s an aggressive criminal by the way he gorges on carbohydrates in his down time… saving enery for when he needs to STRIKE
\n[4:16:37 AM] Melkior: (( omfg ))
\n[4:16:47 AM] Melkior: Gin: -Looks up!-
\n[4:17:28 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and there he’s noticed us observing him in his natural habitat… aw, would you look at that? this one’s expecting a litter…
\n[4:17:39 AM] Gab: Aussieba: of course that only makes ‘im all the more dangerous
\n[4:18:31 AM] Melkior: Gin: … -raises a brow- Hey.
\n[4:18:38 AM] Melkior: (( I’M DIEING. ))
\n[4:19:09 AM] Gab: Aussieba: I’ll attempt to communicate with him without riling him… wouldn’t want to upset ‘im when he’s not actively being a beast, after all…
\n[4:19:38 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *clears his throat* Ho there, mate! Out looking for a snack? Looks like you’re eating for two~
\n[4:21:11 AM] Melkior: Gin: … A-ah. Maybe. I might be. Did you see if there were any leftover biscuits from when they were having tea earlier?
\n[4:22:06 AM] Gab: Aussieba: I’m afraid I can’t help you there, mate; you’ll have to forrage for yourself. Only the ones with the will to survive do out in the bush, you know
\n[4:22:48 AM] Melkior: Gin: …. Ah. … Well. -Steals the orange juice from the fridge.-
\n[4:23:07 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Good idea; get some vitamin C…
\n[4:23:26 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Spike in your blood sugar, excellent for dealing with high pressure stress…
\n[4:24:41 AM] Melkior: Gin: Perhaps. (… I..is that why I crave sweets?!) -CAUTIOUSLY DRINKS FROM THE CARTON, KEEPING AN EYE ONT HE AUSSIEBA-
\n[4:25:46 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *keeps an eye on the Wild Gin…. strategizing plans…*
\n[4:26:56 AM] Melkior: Gin: -THE WILD GIN SHUDDERS! The orange juice is cold!-
\n[4:41:57 AM] Melkior: Gin: So who are you? -HES FAMILIAR BUT…-
\n[4:42:42 AM] Gab: Aussieba: ‘Guru Hakuba, detective and crocodile wrangler.
\n[4:43:13 AM] Melkior: Gin: I see. (hakuba from ANOTHER DEMENTION!)
\n[4:43:22 AM] Gab: LOL
\n[4:43:54 AM] Gab: Aussieba: When I’m on duty, I take criminals like you down before breakfast.
\n[4:44:08 AM] Gab: Aussieba: And since I’m always on duty, you’re lucky that there are several hours left before breakfast~
\n[4:44:44 AM] Melkior: Gin: … Oh my.
\n[4:45:30 AM] Melkior: Gin: At least I’m not doing anything particularly criminal at the moment! <-( He just stole orange juice.)
\n[4:46:11 AM] Gab: Aussieba: No worries there, mate… I've got a rap sheet for you four kilometers long already~
\n[4:47:00 AM] Melkior: Gin: …. Oh dear.
\n[4:47:12 AM] Melkior: (( HE CAN ADD THE ORANGE JUICE TO THAT TOO ))
\n[4:47:29 AM] Gab: (( THAT HE CAN ))
\n[4:47:57 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *gets out hunting gun, cleaning it~*
\n[4:49:48 AM] Melkior: Gin: … That gun looks extreme. What do you plan to use it for?
\n[4:49:59 AM] Gab: Aussieba: Tranq darts.
\n[4:51:00 AM] Melkior: Gin: Oh my. .. I don't think there are any elephants or rampaging animals around here though…
\n[4:52:19 AM] Gab: Aussieba: naw, weren't you listening? I track down the greatest game of all… CRIMINALS
\n[4:52:34 AM] Melkior: Gin: -he nods!-
\n[4:52:34 AM] Gab: Aussieba: and crocs, but there aren't any here
\n[4:52:44 AM] Melkior: Gin: .. Ah, so..
\n[4:52:59 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *aims the empty gun at Gin* Click~
\n[4:53:21 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *big, charming smile*
\n[4:53:23 AM] Melkior: Gin: 8 | -HOLD YOUR POKER FACE.-
\n[4:53:35 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *returns to cleaning*
\n[4:53:41 AM] Melkior: Gin: … -ISNT HOLDINT IT WELL ACTUALLY- 8 |;
\n[4:54:17 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *is pleased by this fact*
\n[4:56:19 AM] Melkior: Gin: Maybe I should… -scoots back off toward the QUILTY FORT-
\n[4:58:34 AM] Gab: Aussieba: *watches, still smiling*
\n[4:59:06 AM] Melkior: Gin: … 8 | -scoots under the quiltynest and bundles back up.-
\n[4:59:21 AM] Melkior: (( WELL WE FOUND SOMETHING THAT SCARES GIN. ))
\n[4:59:56 AM] Gab: (( DUN DUN DUN…. LOL LIKE I SAID))
\n[5:03:26 AM] Melkior: Gin: helpme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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