Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
\nAries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
\nTaurus Expectation: Loyal bull
\nTaurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
\nGemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
\nGemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
\nCancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
\nCancer Reality: Emotional wreck
\nLeo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
\nLeo Reality: Emo lion
\nVirgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
\nVirgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
\nLibra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
\nLibra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
\nScorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
\nScorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
\nSagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
\nSagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
\nCapricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
\nCapricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
\nAquarius Expectation: God
\nAquarius Reality: Still God
\nPisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
\nPisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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