{"id":4515,"date":"2014-01-01T08:15:39","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T08:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/01\/new-years-ham-3\/"},"modified":"2014-01-01T08:15:39","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T08:15:39","slug":"new-years-ham-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/01\/new-years-ham-3\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s Ham"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/camiechan.tumblr.com\/post\/71828038808\/new-years-ham\">camiechan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>She smiled and shook her head, gently rubbing down his fur with the soaked rag and turning him from side to side in order to get all of him.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Now, now senpai, you can\u2019t be sleeping in the water or youll drown, and im not waiting untill your fully awake becuase dried alchohol isn\u2019t fun especially on fur.&rdquo; She wasn\u2019t sure if he understood anything she was saying but she kept talking anyway as she worked.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/3f45208b8af9cf9cc156e097bb34f8b2\/tumblr_inline_mypqvbqyvJ1rms2iz.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>&hellip;just let me dieeeeee&hellip;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It wasn&rsquo;t quite a hangover &ndash; not yet &ndash; but the amount of sensitivity his groggy, heavy head felt was beyond uncomfortable. It was cold. That&rsquo;s what he knew. Cold and wet. And he wasn&rsquo;t able to fight back at all. The paw he lifted to swipe at her was completely ineffective, and he swayed with every attempt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>camiechan: She smiled and shook her head, gently rubbing down his fur with the soaked rag and turning him from side to side in order to get all of him. &ldquo;Now, now senpai, you can\u2019t be sleeping in the water or youll drown, and im not waiting untill your fully awake becuase dried alchohol isn\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[981,2947,2949,2948],"class_list":["post-4515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ahahaha","tag-camiechan","tag-hakuham","tag-hamkuba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}