{"id":444,"date":"2015-03-01T00:52:21","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T00:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/03\/01\/well-when-i-say-some-of-them-i-mean-ones-that\/"},"modified":"2015-03-01T00:52:21","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T00:52:21","slug":"well-when-i-say-some-of-them-i-mean-ones-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/03\/01\/well-when-i-say-some-of-them-i-mean-ones-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, when I say &#8216;some of them&#8217; I mean ones that you&#8217;re closer to already, and they&#8217;d likely be grinning as they got closer. One might come out from behind to surprise you, and I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if you got stuck in the middle of a Kaitou cuddle pile. I&#8217;d say watch your clothes, but you might get a bit distracted, even if you were watching one unbutton your suit in front of you. The Kaitous are good at being distracting alone, I can&#8217;t actually imagine what a group would be like."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/d85a3cbfc4c79f98c0b3c81d4aae1876\/tumblr_inline_nkid1zvIVO1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&ldquo;This all sounds vaguely <i>terrifying<\/i>, but I suppose I <i>am<\/i>\u00a0blushing, so&hellip; six?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;This all sounds vaguely terrifying, but I suppose I am\u00a0blushing, so&hellip; six?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,128],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-memes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}