{"id":4429,"date":"2014-01-05T01:09:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/05\/hey-heiji-when-you-and-hakuba-kun-fight-you\/"},"modified":"2014-01-05T01:09:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-05T01:09:00","slug":"hey-heiji-when-you-and-hakuba-kun-fight-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/05\/hey-heiji-when-you-and-hakuba-kun-fight-you\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Hey Heiji! When you and Hakuba-kun fight, you sound like an old married couple!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kitameguire.tumblr.com\/post\/72261783511\">kitameguire<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/meitanteiosaka.tumblr.com\/post\/72261444276\">meitanteiosaka<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/meitanteiosaka.tumblr.com\/post\/72260441320\">meitanteiosaka<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/2876c5e437b08028dc1bdb696511f449\/tumblr_inline_mywkw38LuK1rp14tl.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ya stay outta this!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/68120c9af4591b4adf10f4ad08dc8de5\/tumblr_inline_mywld8WDc11rp14tl.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Heh. S\u2019obvious <em>ya<\/em>&rsquo;d be th&rsquo; wife. Though I don&rsquo;t see why anyone would wanna marry <em>ya<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&quot;Come on, Hattori-kun! Hakuba-kun would be the husband because he is handsome and polite. You are like the nagging wife because you yell all the time.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/0be62a245d7d24045905bb700bec08f1\/tumblr_inline_mywlj8wnZR1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Why thank you, Yamashita-chan, but I\u2019m afraid that being polite and handsome are not enough to make one an adequate husband\u2026 Regardless\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Hattori-kun! You cut me to the quick. I may excel at more domestic skills than you doesn\u2019t mean that you should count yourself out for the lucky role of being my bride\u2026 Though, I suppose it would be only natural for you to assume such, being surrounded by women in your life who have absolute control and authority over you. Therefore, if you\u2019d prefer to play the role of whipped husband, I\u2019ll concede to let you have at it.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kitameguire: meitanteiosaka: meitanteiosaka: &ldquo;Ya stay outta this!&rdquo; &ldquo;Heh. S\u2019obvious ya&rsquo;d be th&rsquo; wife. Though I don&rsquo;t see why anyone would wanna marry ya.\u201d &quot;Come on, Hattori-kun! Hakuba-kun would be the husband because he is handsome and polite. You are like the nagging wife because you yell all the time.&rdquo; &ldquo;Why thank you, Yamashita-chan, but I\u2019m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2531,556,3482,3481],"class_list":["post-4429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kitameguire","tag-meitanteiosaka","tag-never","tag-they-never-stop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}