{"id":442,"date":"2015-03-01T00:54:51","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T00:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/03\/01\/imagine-screwing-kid-in-a-closet-during-a-heist\/"},"modified":"2015-03-01T00:54:51","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T00:54:51","slug":"imagine-screwing-kid-in-a-closet-during-a-heist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/03\/01\/imagine-screwing-kid-in-a-closet-during-a-heist\/","title":{"rendered":"Imagine screwing KID in a closet during a heist and you both have to muffle your moans so the police don&#8217;t overhear and discover you. Your thief did say that&#8217;s his fantasy~"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f154e769dc0ed8e5ab99da5b39000652\/tumblr_inline_nkid66tapI1rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&ldquo;Ah, he did, did he\u2026? Well, then, ah\u2026 8\u2026&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Ah, he did, did he\u2026? Well, then, ah\u2026 8\u2026&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[128,324,146,347],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-memes","tag-nsfw","tag-sadisticfiction","tag-youre-not-very-anon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}