{"id":438,"date":"2015-03-01T01:02:51","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T01:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/03\/01\/your-legs-are-like-an-oreo-cookie-i-want-to-spit\/"},"modified":"2015-03-01T01:02:51","modified_gmt":"2015-03-01T01:02:51","slug":"your-legs-are-like-an-oreo-cookie-i-want-to-spit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/03\/01\/your-legs-are-like-an-oreo-cookie-i-want-to-spit\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Legs Are Like An Oreo Cookie, I want to Spit them apart and get to that creamy center!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7bd03179b375fc00c5887f07be37e9ee\/tumblr_inline_nkidiwchBZ1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&ldquo;I understand what you&rsquo;re going for, but it just sounds violent&hellip; I instantly thought of the serial murder case with the cannibalistic butcher and&hellip; no, no, it&rsquo;s uncomfortable, not fluster-worthy. 1, out of courtesy. Ugh.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;I understand what you&rsquo;re going for, but it just sounds violent&hellip; I instantly thought of the serial murder case with the cannibalistic butcher and&hellip; no, no, it&rsquo;s uncomfortable, not fluster-worthy. 1, out of courtesy. Ugh.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,128,343],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anonymous","tag-memes","tag-shuddershudder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}