{"id":4333,"date":"2014-01-08T06:37:13","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T06:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/08\/akaikujixyaku-you-are-aggressively\/"},"modified":"2014-01-08T06:37:13","modified_gmt":"2014-01-08T06:37:13","slug":"akaikujixyaku-you-are-aggressively","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/08\/akaikujixyaku-you-are-aggressively\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/akaikujixyaku.tumblr.com\/post\/72640714649\/whiteknighthakuba-it-it-was-a-drabble\">akaikujixyaku<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>YOU ARE AGGRESSIVELY MISUNDERSTANDING MY REASONS FOR INQUIRING.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>If yOU ARE EVER PRESENTED WITH THIS AS A REAL OPPORTUNITY I FULLY EXPECT YOU TO SEIZE IT.<br \/>YOU SEIZE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT OPPORTUNITY AND YOU DEBRIEF ME ON THE EXPERIENCE PRONTO.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Frick I can\u2019t even believe this my friend might make out with Sherlock Holmes holy shit- if he does do I have permission to kiss you afterwards because for real I\u2019ll take what I can get.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/5cd1f388c17950704d0d8d54c1939669\/tumblr_inline_mz2ksajIS01s3tb5i.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/84fddc48725e9a2dfc7180c1db965ccb\/tumblr_inline_mz2l0x8E261rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ah! Ye-yes! Yes all right. I will. And yes, you may! Certainly. Kisses all around! Oh god. I hope Mr. Holmes isn&rsquo;t reading all of this nonsense&hellip;&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>akaikujixyaku: YOU ARE AGGRESSIVELY MISUNDERSTANDING MY REASONS FOR INQUIRING. If yOU ARE EVER PRESENTED WITH THIS AS A REAL OPPORTUNITY I FULLY EXPECT YOU TO SEIZE IT.YOU SEIZE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT OPPORTUNITY AND YOU DEBRIEF ME ON THE EXPERIENCE PRONTO. Frick I can\u2019t even believe this my friend might make out with Sherlock [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272,3357,2805],"class_list":["post-4333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-akaikujixyaku","tag-also-i-should-reply-reply-to-my-thread-with-him","tag-hmmmm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}